Thursday, 24 November 2016

[WardFive] Fwd: Daily Dose of Really Funny Jokes

Folks,

We know things are going to be different due to the recent election, however, our joy of Thanksgiving should not be a negative occasion. Remember, we are FREE!

Therefore, I thought I would pass this on to just focus on a little laughter.  Blessings to all and give the turkey a break, please.  As the 1963 march was about, LET FREEDOM RING..

Happy Thanksgiving Day.  This is a good one to pass on, I believe!

Blessings to you all.

The Mobleys


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Today's Joke - Thu, 24 Nov 2016
In a recent Round-table Discussion Group the question was asked of the Ministerial Panel, at what point does life begin.

The Baptist Preacher spoke first and said "At conception, of course!".

The Presbyterian Minister said "No, no, it's certainly begins at birth".

The Catholic Priest tried to buffer the obvious argument point and suggested "Perhaps you're both wrong, and it's a compromise in that the fetus is not functional with a heartbeat until the third month".

They had to prod the Jewish Rabbi for his answer, and he finally leaned forward to his mike and spoke softly "All of my friends here are wrong. Life begins when the last child leaves home, and the dog they left behind dies!!!".

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