The temperature are finally rising. With them come the sight, sounds and smells of the season. New flowers, freshly mown grass and...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!? Inspired by what is the true harbinger of spring for any paddler, I bring you this latest song with thanks to Bruno Mars and company.
P.S. I expect no more abuse about "dinosaur radio" from the peanut gallery --- you know who you are! ;-)
Wet Gear Funk
No oh no-oh oh no-oh No oh no-oh oh no-oh
This smell, stops me cold
Dead buzzard all covered with mold.
This one from a deep hole
Deep hole, straight nasty business.
Sodden, balled up, all that gear --- it's a pity
Neoprene and god knows what
All piled up it ain't pretty!
It's all rot (oh, man!)
Get a gas mask and a hazmat suit
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
Make even a vulture retire man
It's all rot (oh, man!)
I'm to blame and I know I am
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
I'm bad 'bout cleanin' so it's breaking down
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Sunday night and it's in the trunk
Don't believe me just smell (go 'head)
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Hey , hey, hey, gasp!
Stop, wait minute
Get a jug put some soap in it
Take a dip, better check
Oh my god, get the bleach!
Try more soap, vinegar
Is there Tek Wash in this city?
If we try it all, is the odor out
When will it ever smell all pretty?
It's all rot (oh, man!)
Call sanitation and a moving van
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
Make even a vulture retire man
It's all rot (oh, man!)
I'm to blame I know I am
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
I'm bad 'bout cleanin' so it's breaking down
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Sunday night and it's in the trunk
Don't believe me just smell (go 'head)
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Hey , hey, hey, gasp!
Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up uh
I said wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you reek, then flaunt it
If you stinky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance, Jump on it
If you stinky, then flaunt it
Well it's Sunday night and it's in the trunk
Don't believe me just smell - come on!
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Hey , hey, hey, phew!
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up (oh no!)
(Chorus continues...all summer)
This smell, stops me cold
Dead buzzard all covered with mold.
This one from a deep hole
Deep hole, straight nasty business.
Sodden, balled up, all that gear --- it's a pity
Neoprene and god knows what
All piled up it ain't pretty!
It's all rot (oh, man!)
Get a gas mask and a hazmat suit
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
Make even a vulture retire man
It's all rot (oh, man!)
I'm to blame and I know I am
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
I'm bad 'bout cleanin' so it's breaking down
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Sunday night and it's in the trunk
Don't believe me just smell (go 'head)
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Hey , hey, hey, gasp!
Stop, wait minute
Get a jug put some soap in it
Take a dip, better check
Oh my god, get the bleach!
Try more soap, vinegar
Is there Tek Wash in this city?
If we try it all, is the odor out
When will it ever smell all pretty?
It's all rot (oh, man!)
Call sanitation and a moving van
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
Make even a vulture retire man
It's all rot (oh, man!)
I'm to blame I know I am
It's all rot (oh, damn!)
I'm bad 'bout cleanin' so it's breaking down
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Stink's coming from the carpet (phew)
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Cause wet gear funk gon' give it to ya
Sunday night and it's in the trunk
Don't believe me just smell (go 'head)
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Hey , hey, hey, gasp!
Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up uh
I said wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you reek, then flaunt it
If you stinky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance, Jump on it
If you stinky, then flaunt it
Well it's Sunday night and it's in the trunk
Don't believe me just smell - come on!
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Don't believe me just smell
Hey , hey, hey, phew!
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up
Wet gear funk you up (oh no!)
(Chorus continues...all summer)
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