Cheat Training is a cold and miserable experience. Back in days when I was doing Cheat Training, you had to fight through the penguins to get to the put-in. You had to check the banks for polar bears before you could eddy out. Your underwear would freeze to your body. (Well, except for Tom's, because he didn't wear any.) One of my hands is still locked in the shape of a GI Joe kung-fu grip for being so cold. Paddlers would play ring-around-the-rosie just to stay warm while waiting for shuttles! (OK, that one is true.)
So don't tell me this is Cheat Training. Global warming is just a plot to make Cheat Training enjoyable. Enjoyable?? That's ridiculous! You're all just bunch of young punks.
I hope you all get heat exhaustion...
JOHN
P.S. And stay off my lawn!
On 3/11/2016 4:04 PM, Steve-O McKone wrote:
Hey Cheat Trainers!--
I had a great time at my first cheat training attainment session the weather was beautiful, the moves were good and hard, and I saw everyone smiling at some point which is amazing! Being out on the Potomac River as the sun is going down is really an awesome sight.
A few reminders for tomorrow:Meet at Sycamore Island parking lot at 9am. Attached is a screen shot of a map marking the parking lot. If you get to little falls dam you've gone to far. We will then carpool up to Great falls, MD and paddle from Sandy Beach back to our cars!
Bring your long boat with float bags!
We will be on the water till 12:30 or 1. Bring a snack and water!
Carpool if you can!
Looking forward to next week please plan to be at Anglers Inn between 5 and 6 next Wednesday 3/16.
I hope you all get a good night sleep and I'll see you in the morning! If you have any questions feel free to ask.
Please note: Cheat youth, Lite, and Elite will get a separate email from their group leaders!
PADDLE EVERYWHERE!
Steven McKoneDirector of Calleva's Liquid Adventures
13015 Riley's Lock RdPoolesville, MD 20837Office: 301-216-1248Cell: 240-678-8768
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