cheat_training_group I'm all about that Race

Yeah, baby...the day draws near! Shout out to Fern Abrams for the inspiration for this latest parody, thanks to Meghan Trainor.  (Who knew Fern was into British pop done by an American?)

P.S. Please pray for a bit of rain...the Cheat Race below 2ft is truly slow grinding death!

I'm all about that Race

Because you know I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, Cheat racing

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, no more trainin'

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, not attainin'

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race... race... race... race

 

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no McEwan

But I can chase it, chase it, like I'm supposed to do

'Cause I got that zoom zoom that all us paddlers crave

And all the right lines in all the right places

 

I see the video workin' that stroke review

We know that stuff is real, come on now, Andrew's fast

If you got paddles, baby, just raise 'em up

'Cause every one of us is racin' from the best  to the last

 

Yeah, my mama she told me "Don't worry about your speed"

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)

She says, "You should try a little more ferry to hold the line"

(That ferry ferry , uh, that ferry ferry)

You know I won't be no human growth hormone super machine

So if that what you're into, then go 'head and speed right along

 

Because you know I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, Cheat racing

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, no attainin'

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, no more trainin'

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race... Hey!

 

I'm bringing old school back

Go 'head and tell them skinny Youts all that

No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're slow

But I'm here to tell you...

Every inch of you is ready from the bottom to the top

 

Yeah my mama she told me, "Don't worry about your line"

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)

She says, "Your move at Big Nasty will probably be just fine."

(That Big Nasty, baby... uh, that Big Nasty, baby)

You know that High Falls is crazy and Maze can puzzle us all

If you have to, just sneak Coliseum and move right along

 

Because you know I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, Cheat racing

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race, no more training

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race,  no attainin'

I'm all about that race

'Bout that race... race... race... race

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